Louis: Hi i'm Lou-Wait why the fuck do I need to say who I am? I am in the biggest boyband in the fucking world you kids already know who the fuck I am.
Producers: .....
Me: .....
8 year old cousin: ......
Simon: ......
The Boys: .....
Caroline Flack: ......
Justin Bieber: .....
Khloe Kardashian: ......
Obama: ......
Aliens: .....
God: .....
Louis: Someone get me an ice Caramel Macchiato non-fat i'll be in my trailer get me when you have figured out how to sort out this mess.*Does magical hair flip, hops on his unicorn, and flys over the rainbow of sassyness*